I swim in the pool then move to the sauna, then to the pool again and then the hot tub.
                The pool is cold; I jump in quickly to avoid suffering.
                I swim back and forth, though the pool is very small and this doesn't amount to much exercise.
                The sauna is in the bathroom.
                I douse the hot rocks with eucalyptus oil, and feel as though I'm covered with fleas.
                I sweat like this for a while, then return to the pool, then move to the hot tub, which is small and unimpressive.
                I’ve done this once a day, every day, for as long as I've been here so far
                (I've been here ten billion years.)